What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:30

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why is it difficult to get a job?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?